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Joke of the Day
"Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens? She didn't want to litter"
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"A reddit mod walks into a bar... She promptly kicks everyone out, locks the doors and, declaring herself to be the bartender, proceeds to get drunk with power."
"Why is money green? Jews pick it before its ripe."
"I'm half black... Bottom half"
"Looking for a nice, wholesome girl I can bring home to mom. She only dates nice, wholesome girls"
"What are homeless ducks always asking for? A lil bit of quack"
"DOCTOR: u broke ur leg in five places, how did this happen ME:*flashback of me trying to carry too much ice cream up the stairs* bears."
"If I lived in Alabama, I'd name my daughter, 'Banjo-lina""."
"Why are Indian the best in bed? They always come late."
"What do your mom and a hockey team have in common? They both go three periods without a shower."