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Joke of the Day
"Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens? She didn't want to litter"
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"What did one snake say to another ? Hiss off !"
"I just bought shoes from a drug dealer... ... I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."
"The more Sarah Palin talks to the media about running for president in 2012, the closer we get to Googling ""Mayan Calendar""."
"Disease doesn't care if you are a celebrity, Micheal J. Fox has battled Parkinson for 22 years, and Jamie Lee Curtis is super irregular!"
"How did the dog make $10 It won second prize in a beauty contest."
"Why are gays never really supressed? Cuz they always stick it to the man!"
"A lot of people tell me that I'm funny... So I guess it's a good thing that looks aren't everything"
"I just had my tubes tied, and now I'm........inconceivable."
"A Chinese man goes to the eye doctor complaining of poor eyesight in his left eye. The doctor says ""I see you have a cataract"". The Chinese man says, ""No I don't...I have a rincoln continental."""