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Joke of the Day

"Disease doesn't care if you are a celebrity, Micheal J. Fox has battled Parkinson for 22 years, and Jamie Lee Curtis is super irregular!"

"Why did the PI detective cross the road? He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns."

"[Obama giving Trump the White House tour] O: and here's the toaster, it tends to stick so don't be afraid to jam a fork in to get it workin"

"I got fired from my job at the sperm bank I said ""Get a load of this guy,"" every time someone walked in."

"Do old people wear boxers or briefs? Depends."

"10 reasons why doctors use defibrillators... Number 4 will shock you!"

"Chumlee was arrested for sexual assault, drugs, and guns. Do you think Rick will go to the court and haggle down his sentence?"

"""I made $200.05 giving BJ's to people yesterday."" ""Who gave you a nickel?"" ""Everyone did."""

"What will latent pedophiles pay a hooker extra to wear? pedo-pushers"

"I'd completely forgotten I had a boomerang It just came back to me."