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Joke of the Day

"A lot of people tell me that I'm funny... So I guess it's a good thing that looks aren't everything"

"My friend told me he has developed a lung disease... I told him to explain it to me asbestos he can."

"Lebron's life is like one big compass... He went South, His hairline went North, his dad went East and his mom went Delonte West."

"Non-native English speakers are the number one victim... ...of getting punched in the mouse."

"Where do salt lovers go to pray? [OC] The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)"

"Really? ""Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels?"" Um...may I introduce you to pizza?"

"A Mexican, a Jew, and a black guy walk into a bar The bartender looks at them and says ""get the fuck outta here"""

"My Jewish employee wasn't very good at his job so Isaac'd him."

"Apparently just sitting here on my new lawn furniture drinking my Vodka & minding my business is disturbing to other Target guests."

"After 2 divorces, I gave up on that 'dream girl' shit long ago. At this point, if she has no outstanding warrants, I'll talk to her..."