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Joke of the Day
"My white girl power is ability to never putting more than $20 worth of gas in at a time."
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"Favorite Old People Jokes"
"I thought about making a cripple joke... ... but it would be lame."
"[posing nude] ME: make sure to capture all of my body's contours DMV GUY: again, this is entirely inappropriate for a license photo"
"Somebody said that truth doesn't exist at all. And then an enthusiastic supporter shouted: ""YEAH, THAT'S THE TRUTH!"""
"*trips a girl and catches her* Haha looks like you're falling for me *winks* *gets slapped*"
"Don't go to the bathroom outside that shit's illegal"
"This gym has a very strict rule no denim jeans or jorts. But if you're 300 lbs of muscle & attitude, apparently it's merely a suggestion."
"Why are people in Athens so fat ? Coz they have lot of greece in their food ."
"What do you call a black guy who sells flowers? A florist."