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Joke of the Day
"I thought about making a cripple joke... ... but it would be lame."
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"Just look at the one picture I show you on my phone. Don't scroll to the next one."
"Happy 34% of Americans Tuesday."
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"What was the Seagull's favorite online streaming service? Netfocks"
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"I stopped to tie my shoe at the airport and someone reported me as an unattended bag."
"Every 5 seconds, a woman gives birth to a baby. Please, stop this woman."
"Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for? Britney Spears"
"A young boy asks him mum why his cousin is named Diamond... His mother replies ""because your auntie loves Diamonds"" He replies ""what about me?"" She responds ""enough question Richard"""