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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a scaffold and a magnet? A magnet only has two Poles."
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"My Stephen Hawking book finally arrived from eBay. It's about time."
"What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians? A drummer."
"Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the one that had a dream got shot!"
"What's brown and hides in the attic? The diarrhea of Anne Frank"
"What do you call a Jew with no chance of getting ahead? Bernie Sanders."
"Recently, a Catholic hair stylist made news traveling around slandering the pope and Catholicism, angering many members of the faith. The pope denounced him... calling him a ""hair-a-tick"""
"Why is six afraid of seven? Because there's something odd about him"
"Why are jalapenos so annoying? Because they get jalapeno business."
"Every day I learn something new as a parent. Today I learned I can't sit through my daughter's violin recital without a desire to die."