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Joke of the Day

"I once went to a party with 10% battery life on my phone so you can shut the hell up about your ""scary"" battle at Normandy, grandpa."

"You can't spell 'creative' without 'weed'."

"I bet whenever a cow eats a lot of grass she says to her friends ""I've been eating like a cow!"" and they'd laugh and moo or whatever cows do"

"Stephen Hawking has finally released his new book about space. It's about time, too."

"mike hawk is huge !!!"

"How does a sloth hang itself? By trying to jump rope."

"Why do French tanks have rear view mirrors? So they can see the battle."

"Subway is like prostitution you pay someone else to do your wife's job."

"What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie? It's never ending."

"What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Can you make me one with everything?"