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Joke of the Day

"Why are turds tapered on the ends? so your asshole doesn't slam shut"

"Why shouldn't you have a conversation under a tree in the fall? There may be leavesdropping"

"During wartime, the Philippine flag is flipped upside down so the red part is on top The same thing is done with the French flag, but instead they remove the red and blue colors"

"Have you heard about the plant in the maths office? It is growing square roots!"

"""It's a boy!"" I shouted, as I ran from the Thai brothel."

"Question: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? Answer: He heard the snowblower coming."

"I used to have black friends. Until my dad sold them all."

"A mayfly walks into a bar. The bartender asks: ""Why don't you fly?"" The mayfly responds: ""Because it's not May, you fucking idiot"""

"I'm like Superman. When people see me out in public I'm always in the same outfit."

"[maid of honor speech] Never thought this day would come! Remember when you came home early & he was wearing your bra & panties [mom faints]"