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Joke of the Day

"I'm American, and I'm fed up of people saying that America is the stupidest country in the world. Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world"

"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo' drizzle"

"Money can't buy you happiness. But I'd rather be unhappy in a Bentley."

"Simba was talking way too slow so I told him to mufasa."

"Why are black people so tall? Because their kneegrows"

"Sandpaper I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. Gosh, I only intended to rough him up a bit."

"Can I program my dvr to delete Whitney but keep the funny commercials?"

"Knock knock... A: Knock, knock! B: Who's there? A: The Interrupting Cow. B: The Interrupt-- A: MOOOOOOOO!!"

"What do you call the act of turning over in bed to switch from the missionary position to doggy style? A sexual revolution."

"A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi A Catholic priest and a Rabbi were walking along when they saw a young boy. The Priest said to the Rabbi: ""We should fuck him."" The Rabbi replied: ""Out of what?"""