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Joke of the Day

"I'm American, and I'm fed up of people saying that America is the stupidest country in the world. Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world"

"Love is that really warm feeling that starts from the tips of your fingers and goes towards the bottom of your hand. Oh no wait that's glove"

"Today was a great day 10/10"

"What does a German soccer player call his cleats? Das Boots"

"I went to a blind tasting session the other day... It was a waste of time, they tasted the same as people who can see."

"A high-dea supported by evidence... Is called a High-pot-thesis"

"Why do lesbians have belly buttons? To hold the tartar sauce."

"it's weird how Americans say ""soccer"" instead of ""football"" and my dad says ""I wish you were dead"" rather than ""i love you"""

"A teacher asks her class what noise a pig makes... Lil Tyrone raises his hand and says ""Freeze mothafucka!"" I guess there aren't any farms in Detroit."

"The pope just pooped Holy shit"