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Joke of the Day
"Hot singles in your area want you to come over and load their dishwasher correctly."
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"You're so ugly... your birth certificate is a letter of apology."
"The Pink Panther's To Do List To do...To do...To do, to do, to do...To do, to doooo... Saw this on The Doghouse Diaries today and it made me laugh... Edit: Formatting"
"Toronto Police have found a head, hands, and a foot in a river. There are no theories yet but the hokey pokey has not been ruled out."
"I used to perform circumcisions for a living. I got tons of tips."
"I exercise religiously I go to the gym for an hour on Sunday morning and then don't think about it again for the rest of the week."
"18 is TOO young to get married! You can't even buy booze at 18! If you can't buy booze, how the hell are you gonna make a marriage work?!?"
"I woke up hungover to the sound of my neighbour mowing his lawn. He will just have to mow around me because I'm not moving.."
"Two penguins are chilling in Antarctica. One turns to the other and says, ""Yo, it's really fucking cold."" The other quickly looks at the penguin and exclaims, ""Oh my god! You can talk!"""
"KANYE: I made Taylor Swift famous TRUMP: We should ban all Muslims KANYE: BILL COSBY INNOCENT TRUMP: THE POPE SUCKS KANYE: damn ur good"