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Joke of the Day

"When I was 13 my dad gave me a bunch of socks n said ""I heard u grunting in ur room last night, do it into these"" So now I poop into socks"

"Have you ever tried sky diving without a parachute? It's a once in a lifetime experience"

"My neighbor has 2 dogs... Their names are Rolex and Timex They're watch dogs."

"When I was five, my Dad put Snowballs in the blender to make a slushie... I miss snowballs, she was a good cat."

"in the cha cha slide he goes ""NOW its time to get funky!"" halfway through the song like i wasn't getting funky already?"

"How many potatoes does it take to kill an irishman? None."

"What do you call a mexican who lost his car? Carlos"

"volcano = glory hole for the Gods"

"""Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain."" - me, peeping at you in the shower"

"I'm still waiting for my date from last summer to come back from the restaurant's bathroom... I hope everything is ok."