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Joke of the Day

"Apparently not checking the mail is not a valid excuse for not paying your bills. The more you know."

"What did the Doe say when she walked out of the bushes? I'll never do that for two bucks again."

"'Don't say foreskin instead of four score don't say foreskin instead of four score you GOT this Abe' *AHEM* ""FORESKIN FUCK LEMME START OVER"""

"'Always the bridesmaid, never the bride' is good advice for any best man."

"Where do Muslims go after they die? Everywhere."

"Why did Obama get two terms? Because black men always get a longer sentence"

"I invented a new word Repost"

"Why couldn't Bach be a rapper? Because he's Baroque."

"Web Designer: ""Making my shit responsive, is a pain in the ass"" friend who is a web designer dropped that ""gem""."

"I've got to go guys. Yesterday I bought a new shampoo that's supposed to change my life."