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Joke of the Day
"If a white woman goes to the Caribbean and doesn't get cornrows did the trip even happen?"
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"i'll never forget what my Grandad said to me just before he kicked the bucket ""Grandson... how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""
"""What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?"" ""An octopus?"" ""No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"""
"You aren't going to believe who is the most wonderful person ever... Read the first two words"
"So my friend who has multiple personalities called me yesterday. My Caller I.D. exploded....."
"Who likes wet cock and hates soggy cereal? A chicken with a water fetish."
"Place a STUDENT DRIVER sign on top of your car, and suddenly nobody suspects you of drunk driving."
"I cracked two jokes earlier about Malaysian Airways. The first got no response and the second crashed and burned."
"What do you call a cannibal who eats quadriplegics? Vegetarians."
"What does an Australian witch ride on? A broomerang!"