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Joke of the Day
"If a white woman goes to the Caribbean and doesn't get cornrows did the trip even happen?"
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"Her: Make me a burrito, please. Me: ?? *wraps her in blanket *pours hot sauce inside"
"I've just started going out with some anorexic twins, two birds one stone"
"Booze Cruise I'm not afraid to die, I'm just afraid of how I'm going to die. I wanna go like my grandpa, In his sleep, not like his other 4 screaming passengers."
"You know you're wrong... when YouTube commenters start agreeing with you."
"My teacher's nickname in school is Flush. He always has the same suit."
"What do canola oil and some abortions have in common? They come from rape seed."
"Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend? When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job."
"Do you know the Pistorious drinking game? Every time your girlfriend comes into the room you take four shots."
"What do you do if someone is having a seizure in the bathtub? Throw your laundry in."