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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog? - A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it."

"What do you call an Eskimo who's a peeping tom? Itookalook"

"If the police really wanted DUI checkpoints to be effective, they'd set them up inside Taco Bell drive-thrus."

"Women jokes The fact is that I don't like jokes about women, period."

"What did Emma Sulkowicz get for her birthday? I don't know but I'll tell you what she didn't get. Raped"

"I am at my most drunk when I go from chat room to chat room yelling WHO STOLE MY POPTART!!"

"What happened after the word bank was robbed? There was a run on sentences."

"A horse walks into a bar.. The bartender asks ""why the long face?"" The horse, unable to speak English, shits on the floor and then leaves."

"A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink."

"wonder if ppl who watch the show Finding Bigfoot are aware that every episode they watch will end with them not finding Bigfoot..."