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Joke of the Day
"A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink."
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"Recently girls have been mistaking me as British, It's because, honey, when I nut, ""Cheerio!"""
"If you ever see a creepy clown... Go for the juggler"
"I was an atheist Until I found out I was a sex god."
"A man went to the doctors... He said ""Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains"" The doctor had him sectioned and detained under the Mental Health Act"
"Wanna hear a racist joke? What's worse than the Holocaust? The Jews."
"Waiter what is this creepy-crawly doing in my salad? Not him again he's in here every night !"
"The restaurant I work at has a lot of short girls who can't reach the higher up shelves and constantly ask for help. I guess you could say we're frequently short-staffed."
"I DO love to rush breathlessly into Starbucks and scream ""Is anyone in here writing a screen play? We need one! This is an emergency!"""
"Did you hear about the guy who thought he performed brain surgery on himself? Turned out, it was all in his head."