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Joke of the Day
"So after how many speeding tickets am I qualified to be an honorary race car driver?"
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"What do you call two crows on a branch? Attempted murder."
"We get it. You're Muslim. You don't have to Ramadan our throats."
"Everyone always makes fun of my man purse until I bust out a bottle of wine, a bag of weed, a bong, milk, cookies and a cheese platter."
"I'm joining a cold war reenactment group. We get together on weekends and hide under desks."
"what do you call 6.02 X 10^23 atoms of avocado dipping sauce? one guacamole"
"Family...Friends....Fun...Fridays. All good things start with ""F""."
"Life sucks when a girlfriend doesn't"
"I hear you are what you eat Must be why I'm such a child"
"Where does a homosexual Southerner live? In dick-sea land"