212634

Joke of the Day

"Family...Friends....Fun...Fridays. All good things start with ""F""."

"A jumper cable walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""I'll serve you, but don't start anything."""

"Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead."

"Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs? It's a baby, not a stash of heroin."

"If I had a dollar for every woman that found me unattractive... I'd use it to buy some rental properties and try to invest some in the market."

"I found the city in which cheese was first produced! It's from Age!"

"You know when you're peeing with a boner... It's really hard."

"Nutella is made with hazelnuts, milk, real cocoa and pure evil."

"I masturbated so good last night That i woke up to find my dick making breakfast"

"What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed? He got baked."