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Joke of the Day
"I hear you are what you eat Must be why I'm such a child"
Next Joke
"How's it going? ""I'm so glad you asked, really need to talk to someone right now"" You're supposed to say 'fine' & ask how I am. Bye."
"I was born short Thankfully I grew out of that phase."
"What's a Mexican pimp's favorite investment? A putable bond"
"What's Peyton Manning's favorite hair style? The blowout"
"Hey, bud. Who's Charles Foster Kane's favourite character in Titanic, bud? It's Rose, bud."
"Q: How can you get out of a locked room with a piano in it? A: Play the piano until you find the right key."
"Who's your friend?"
"People who say I'm hard to shop for obviously didn't see how excited I just got finding an almond on the couch."
"What happened to the muslim who smoked weed? They got stoned"