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Joke of the Day

"How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb? None cuz it's already lit af"

"Using the toilet on the airplane means I'm certified to teach yoga now."

"How do you pick up Jewish chicks? With a vacuum cleaner."

"Games of thrones has more __ than a __ Incest, Redneck wedding Fill in the blanks with your best joke!"

"If I had no emotions, I don't know how I'd feel about it."

"Why are there no female necrophiliacs? Because dead guys can't spend money."

"""Report Spam"" is the elevator close door button of Twitter."

"What do you call 222,215 Frenchman with their arms up? The active french armed forces."

"Yo momma is so fat [deleted]"

"I don't believe in horoscopes I'm leo, we're skeptical."