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Joke of the Day

"How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb? None cuz it's already lit af"

"ME: i thought i saw a new color today WIFE: wait- is this..are you.. M: but it- W: oh no M: was just- W: dont M: a pigment of my imagination"

"How do you subdue a large snake? You use a boa restrictor"

"Just saw a redhead drinking Ginger Ale. It looks to be making him stronger. We must stop him before it's too late."

"My son just demanded to be changed into different pajamas for breakfast. Thanks, royal baby."

"Blood oranges at the farmer's market. What am I, The Lord of War? Peddle your conflict fruit someplace else."

"If there isn't a fireworks company whose slogan is ""our business is booming,"" that seems like a real missed opportunity."

"I'm so sorry but what is a fedora wearer's favourite part in music? Me'lody"

"I only hate two kinds of people. The racist people and those fucking mexicans"

"Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop? Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away."