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Joke of the Day
"Why do we carve pumpkins for Halloween? Because they're less bloody."
Next Joke
"I have this Jewish friend. Hebrew beer for a living."
"When the police asked me where I was between 4 and 5, apparently ""Kindergarten"" wasn't the answer he was looking for."
"There must be a special discount store for plumbers... There pants are always 50% off"
"What do you call it when you keep wiping but brown still shows? The Trail of Smears"
"e=mc2 was just Einstein comparing himself to other rappers"
"People make me sick, unless you cook them properly."
"Husband getting dressed: Me: Purple and green don't go together. Husband: It works for the Joker. Me: My point exactly."
"What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail? A foot long"
"We won't know we've truly made it as a society until computers in movies stop making beeping noises"