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Joke of the Day
"Why do we carve pumpkins for Halloween? Because they're less bloody."
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"America's immigration problems are over. Who'd want to live here?"
"Is your business interested in reaching a larger and wider audience? Pm me for my ex wife's email address"
"Families in horror movies: *A ghost eats the dog* Hmm probably just the wind. Me at night: *floor creaks*THIS PLACE IS HAUNTED BURN IT DOWN"
"What's a cats favorite Mexican dish? A purr-rito"
"What food describes most men? Jerky."
"I have no problem with Capital Punishment in theory.... I just have problems with its execution."
"I just saw Ex Machina... I thought it was supposed to be about AI, and not just about women."
"like my grandfather did, i want to die peacefully in my sleep... ...not screaming and yelling like his passengers"
"What's a crusader's favourite drink? A Teu-tonic."