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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why did the clown cross the road? A: To find his rubber chicken."
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"I feel like doing something rebellious and out of character to shock people. Like dye my hair a shade darker or stop taking iron tablets."
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"My girlfriend told me her head hurt. I said, ""No it doesn't, I really enjoy it."""