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Joke of the Day
"I've recently obtained a book on the guidelines of masturbation So far, I've stuck to it."
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"Have you heard the best dad joke? He was the groom's father. Not part of the joke: Yes I made that up in the shower this morning."
"Ive always wanted to be an artist. I draw and paint everyday. But im already 25 so im going to do what bruce jenner did and wait 40 years until im nearly dead."
"Latvian Joke Bus full of priests come to Latvia, spread word of God. One priest ask Latvian man ""Where is children?"" Latvian man respond ""Children is dead from childbirth."" Bus leave."
"Lifeguards should focus more on water safety and less on me laying eggs in the sand."
"What do you get when you have sex with a truck stop hooker? Gator-aids."
"Amish Hooker What's an Amish Hooker do? Ten Mennonite! (Mennonite link on the front page made me think of this one.) edit: I accidentally a "")"", but I'm getting a kick out of the weird comments. :-)"
"A man goes to the doctor... The doctor says ""I've got good news and bad news. The good news is you have 24 hours to live. The bad news is I should have told you yesterday..."""
"Did you hear about the woman who tried to join ISIS? I heard jihad a bad time time."
"Back in my day, we didn't have Instagram. We had to bore people in person with photo albums."