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Joke of the Day

"Amish Hooker What's an Amish Hooker do? Ten Mennonite! (Mennonite link on the front page made me think of this one.) edit: I accidentally a "")"", but I'm getting a kick out of the weird comments. :-)"

"If Helen Keller was a pokemon.. ..she'd be a Mewtwo."

"Q: What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? A: Nacho Cheese."

"I've been informed that ""Ped Xing"" means ""Pedestrian Crossing."" So what? Child molesters on horseback should get out of my way, too."

"Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat."

"In New York, someone gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard."

"What idiot called it the toaster and not the tanning bread?"

"Wearing a wig is probably worth the hassle for those moments when you get to dramatically pull it off your weary, tearful head."

"A skeleton walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer and a mop."

"How can you tell you are in a math teacher's garden? All the trees have square roots."