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Joke of the Day

"Amish Hooker What's an Amish Hooker do? Ten Mennonite! (Mennonite link on the front page made me think of this one.) edit: I accidentally a "")"", but I'm getting a kick out of the weird comments. :-)"

"A parakeet that won't shut up equals dinner for fluffy tonight."

"Scared the hell out of a stranger by sayin' ""good morning"" to 'em. That's a thing people used to do. Google it"

"What do you call a car with a broken exhaust? Emission impossible"

"So she was like, ""Put on some protection"". I then pulled out & wore a yellow construction hat. We laughed & laughed & now I have herpes."

"When I lived on a houseboat I was seeing the girl next door, but eventually we drifted apart."

"Hitler and his men are having a meeting. Hitler: We will kill 6 million Jews and 1 clown. Men: Why the clown? Hitler: See! I told you nobody cares about the Jews!"

"I gave my 1yo a chocolate covered raisin. He chewed, paused, then gave me a look that told me he will never trust another human being again."

"You know what the worst part about being tall and funny is? My jokes go right over most people's head."

"Every marriage counselor should be replaced by robots... because they take arguments and return values."