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Joke of the Day
"Lifeguards should focus more on water safety and less on me laying eggs in the sand."
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"[Joke Request] An actress, a lesbian, and a blonde walk into a bar... Request for a a joke with that beginning. Any help is appreciated! Please and thank you! :)"
"I'll act my age when I'm 69 lol"
"Whale: Hey did you hear I have a new girlfriend? She's aaall over me it's crazy. Eel: For the last time barnacles don't count as girlfriends"
"You'll know it's true love when you're in your late 30s and have no other options."
"You know what they say about location in real estate? Not much but they say it three times."
"Today I've been cancer free for 19 years.. And it's also my 19th birthday, what a coincidence!"
"My grandpa died peacefully in his sleep I can't speak for everyone else in his car though"
"So did you hear about the brother and sister that got married? They opened up an incesteraunt."
"Crystal Clear would be a badass name for an albino stripper."