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Joke of the Day
"Lifeguards should focus more on water safety and less on me laying eggs in the sand."
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"Want to know what I know about dwarves? Very little. Heard from a friend. It's awful, I know."
"Why did the cat join the Red Cross ? It wanted to be a first aid kit."
"I got arrested for punching this guy at a new years party... When you hear an arab counting down from ten your instincts kick in."
"Where is the best place to have anal sex? A cemetary, freaks a woman out a little bit, makes it that much tighter..."
"Knock Knock, Islam Knock Knock Who's there? Allah Allah who? Allah who ackbar!!!! ***BOOM***"
"Why your fingers have spaces in between? nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!"
"A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says ""We don't allow Higgs Bosons in here."" The Higgs Boson replied, ""Well, without me, you can't have mass."""
"I carry a permanent marker just in case someone without a mustache falls asleep."
"[NSFW] How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? You suck its dick"