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Joke of the Day

"They should make another Taken film about how unappreciative Neesons' family is for saving them every other day Taken 4: Granted."

"Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs? Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down."

"My girlfriend didn't think I could make a car out of spaghetti... So I drove pasta."

"Facebook is where you'll find people sharing screenshots of sarcastic tweets and commenting ""stupid""."

"Jesus went into an inn. He handed the innkeeper 3 nails and asked, ""Can you put me up for the night?"""

"What do you call a snobby felon falling down the stairs? A condescending condescending!"

"Why was Michelangelo banned from bukakke porn? Cuz he could never paint dat mouth right"

"WHAT DO YOU CALL...... Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL IT WHEN SOMEONE FARTS IN A GAY BAR? A: A PICK UP LINE"

"I asked my 9 yr old a question 27 min ago. She's still answering it."

"Why do women love Jordan Spieth? Because he came second."