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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect? Edifice Rex"
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"I am a recovering redneck. It's been three weeks since I dry humped a cousin."
"If Gravemind from Halo did product placement... We exist / Together now Two corpses / In one grave Burma-Shave"
"For fun I like to text all the men in my phone, ""she has your eyes, can't wait for you to meet her"" and then I sit back and wait."
"Beef Jerky Did you hear about that new kind of Porno where a slut from Vietnam gives a cow a hand job? It's called Beef Jerky. http://earlmcgerd.tumblr.com/"
"A doe walks out of the woods.... A doe walks out of the woods, shakes herself off and says, ""Well. I'll never do THAT for two bucks again.""."
"You could say I'm a Whiz Kid. I'm really smart. And I'll drink your piss"
"DR DOG: *applying a cast to a broken bone* Are you sure you don't just want me to cut it off?"
"My doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex... ...but my girlfriend insists it says dyslexia."
"My boss called in sick of me"