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Joke of the Day

"Just got my invitation to Lady Gaga's wedding reception. I can choose between beef or chicken. Not for the meal, that's the dress code."

"What do you do if a blonde person throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back."

"Best Pokemon go pickup line... I'll let you see my Pokemon if I can have a pikachu. This is my first post. Please be kind. :)"

"You don't sweat much for a fat chick."

"What is loud and sounds like ""apple""? (scream) APPLE!!!"

"Area Man Discovers New Dimension, Becomes Volume Man"

"I got an e-mail saying At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!' I thought, ""That's just spam."""

"I wish people were more like dogs and you could just give them those three little pats and they'd know our interaction was over."

"Man boobs, man perm, man purse. If you have to identify something by saying the gender, it probably shouldn't exist. Sorry if this is a bad joke I just got bored watching the WNBA."

"I'm naming my TV remote Waldo... ...for obvious reasons."