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Joke of the Day
"I'm naming my TV remote Waldo... ...for obvious reasons."
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"What did the blanket say to the bed? Don't worry, I've got you covered."
"The cleaning people unplugged my radio and lost my settings, so I'm shooting fingernail clippings all over my office floor to punish them."
"What's the similarity between smoking a cigarette and eating pussy? The taste changes the closer you get to the butt."
"I really hope it's a typo on your resume where it says you're ""goat oriented""."
"What kind of back problem did the terrorist have? Scoli-isis"
"Apparently, ""I judge a great wine by its alcohol content"", doesn't impress wine snobs"
"in college, i was the third-wheel so many times they called me The Tricycle"
"I'm not racist, racism is a crime. And only black people commit crimes."
"I'm basically Switzerland. I'm cold and you have to get really high in order to truly appreciate my beauty."