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Joke of the Day
"What do you do if a blonde person throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back."
Next Joke
"Did you guys hear about the gay midget? Yeah, he just came out of the cupboard."
"You know your marriage is on the rocks when your wife goes to bed wearing a rape whistle."
"So I heard the Brits have a new dating app It's called Kinder."
"9/11 jokes are hurtful to me. My dad died that day The best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia. Sniff."
"What do you call two British men, searching for a donkey? Assless chaps. Source: http://www.mrlovenstein.com/images/comics/345_daft_for_donkey.png"
"They should make engagement ring boxes that whisper ""Dont do it"" when you open them."
"Difference between your wife and the economy? 5 years later, the economy will still suck."
"What do you call a hooker fart? A prosti-toot"
"""I'm still a virgin"" -theres plenty of fish in the sea ""Ur right. I'll find someone"" -no, I mean u should give up & be a lonely fisherman"