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Joke of the Day

"Best Pokemon go pickup line... I'll let you see my Pokemon if I can have a pikachu. This is my first post. Please be kind. :)"

"Don't go through that door that mysteriously opened all by itself in that 300 year old hotel with a tragic past."

"A recent study conducted in Germany by Professor Bernd Ottovordemgentschenfelde proves that 99.9% of people skip his name"

"What do you call two doctors with the same career? Pair of medics."

"Just once, I'd like to open up my refrigerator and find cartoon versions of my favorite foods arguing over which one of them is healthier."

"Racist humor ;) Why are there so many black people in Detroit??? It's because they heard there was no jobs there."

"What does a sandwich filling share in common with Joffrey Lannister? They are both in bread."

"Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints? He couldn't decide what font to use."

"Mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop Called Monsters Ink"

"A man walks into a restaurant..."