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Joke of the Day

"I hate when people make fun of people with epilepsy It makes me so mad I shake and twitch with anger"

"What did the voltage say to the current? What's up, ohmie?"

"A Mexican, a Jewish, and an American walk into a bar... Bartender asked, ""is this a joke?"""

"Someone called me stupid and then blocked me before I even had a chance to agree with them."

"My mf kid poured a bag of Cheerios crumbs in my bed like she saw the horse head in godfather and thought I can beat that"

"What is ""The Fonz's"" favorite breakfast? Eeeeeeeeeeggs"

"What is the interior temperature of a Tauntaun? Lukewarm"

"Isaac Newton's friend was 16 minutes late the first time they met. At their second meeting, the friend was 8 minutes late. At this rate, said Newton, ""you'll never be on time."""

"When I get a lot of Myspace requests my fax machine goes crazy."

"Damn girl, are you an old ATM touchscreen? 'Cause I'm pushing ALL the wrong buttons."