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Joke of the Day

"I like my women like I like my coffee... Ground up and in the freezer"

"Why did the mechanic go to art school? Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!"

"Boeing 787 The Boeing 787 Dreamliner has had so many leaks from the fuel and oils on board that they are re-naming it the Wet Dreamliner! C.H."

"Any one remembers 'The Game' ? Now I'll fly away."

"Climate change is such a joke... Even the Antarctic ice sheets are cracking up."

"changed my voice settings to Spanish on my gps it told me i didn't have enough people in the car"

"Why was christopher never in the same place? Because he's always Walken"

"What is Samsung's next Note series phone after Note 7? Samsung Not Explode"

"I am in NO condition to drive. (I'm a woman.)"

"Why is divorce so expensive? Its worth it!"