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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my coffee... Ground up and in the freezer"
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"An interesting title Did you hear about the adulterous Amish woman? She was banging to Mennonite."
"It's not gay if it's for a Klondike Bar."
"What is the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew? Black Jews have to sit at the back of the gas chamber."
"If Royce Da 5'9 gave up his career in rapping.. He'd become Royce Da 9-5. ^^^^Mixed ^^^^up ^^^^the ^^^^numbers ^^^^last ^^^^time."
"good prank: sneak into someone's house every night over a year and replace thier toilet with a slightly larger one until it fills tthe room"
"SexyButtPotato So somebody has been uploading my nudes from when I was a teen... Makes me mildly uncomfortable. http://imgur.com/5Gd9VUI"
"Feed a man corn and he eats for a day. Teach a man to grow corn and he kills you and steals your land."
"Why did the window blush? Because it could see the weather changing."
"Adblock can't melt Ellen Pao."