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Joke of the Day
"How do the Lannisters save money on new beds? They push Two twins together to make a King"
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"I painted my computer black so it would run faster... but a cop shot it."
"i mute every grouptext cuz friendship is cool but also generally annoying"
"Why Did The Alcoholic Comedian Quit Performing? He couldn't handle the boos."
"What does an Ethiopian have in common with Yoko Ono? They both are living off of dead beatles."
"Just finished reading a book on Stockholm Syndrome. I really didn't like the first couple of chapters, but by the end I loved it."
"When cows jump over barbed wire fences.... there is udder destruction!"
"Why is Victoria Beckham not in a commercial for 'Old Spice'?"
"Why does moon rock taste better than earth rock? It's a little meteor."
"Fellas, If you kill a spider while you're at her place, congratulations. You will be having sex. P.S. Bring a spider."