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Joke of the Day
"How do the Lannisters save money on new beds? They push Two twins together to make a King"
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"What languages do pigs speak Porktuguese"
"I knew a guy obsessed with baking pastries. He was a real dough-nut."
"Put the punchline in the title What's the best way to ruin a joke?"
"My mom made some french fries for you guys... but you were dicks about it because they were potato quality."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Courtney Pine ! Courtney Pine who ? Courtney Pine tables I need a new one !"
"Why does Tyler Perry put his name on everything he makes? So you know what shows *not* to watch."
"A roman centurion walks into a bar and orders a martinus. The barkeeper looks at him and says ""mate, don't you mean a martini?"" The centurio answers ""if i wanted a double i would've ordered it!"""
"God created the orgasm so women can moan even when they're happy."
"someone adopt my gpa because i can't raise it myself"