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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A ripoff."
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"The Holacust isn't funny my grandfather died in one of those camps he fell off his guard tower"
"[Corny] What does a highlighter say when it answers the phone? Yello?"
"I am sick and tired of people telling me to turn off lights to save the environment. I tried it once and I killed a cyclist !"
"Musical Contradiction Piano is my forte."
"What comes out my ass and smells like shit? The jokes on this subreddit"
"What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snow balls"
"I've got this great joke where I kidnap people's sticker families and leave little post-it ransom notes. Adorable or horrifying? You decide"
"As a child Moses auditioned for his school play but he didn't get the part. Ironic."
"Tatum is Latin for potato. Channing is from ancient times when someone brilliant was ""The Chan"". So Channing Tatum is a brilliant potato."