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Joke of the Day
"A blonde joke you probably haven't heard for a while ... Hillary Clinton"
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"Finally finished carving GOOGLE EARTH CAN SUCK IT - plus a rude emoticon - into the face of a massive cliff. Now... we wait."
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"Think about the nicest thing anyone's ever said about you. Not really true, right?"
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"Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time? ...it was Luke warm."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ayatollah ! Ayatollah who ? Ayatollah you already !"