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Joke of the Day
"What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes? Once you know Juan, you know Jamal"
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"Why were the Indians here first? Because they had reservations."
"A farmer walks into his wife's bedroom with a sheep.... And says ""This is the pig I'm fucking."" His wife replies ""That's a sheep you fucking idiot!"" And the farmer says ""I wasn't talking you!"""
"What smells better raw meat or a baby? Depends on how cooked the baby is."
"They say all of this started because Eve ate an apple. Clearly, the book was altered. Everyone knows it had to be chocolate."
"It's pretty racist that Denzel Washington keeps getting typecasted as black men."
"Why do Scottish men wear kilts? 'Cause the sound of a zipper scares the FUCK out of sheep."
"A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman ""Can I park here?"" ""No"" says the cop. ""What about all these other cars?"" ""They didn't ask!"""
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. I would like you to join my professional network on LinkedIn."
"Two pedophiles are on a beach One says to the other ""Can you move you're in my sun"""