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Joke of the Day
"What smells better raw meat or a baby? Depends on how cooked the baby is."
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"Noah's ark. A side story. An elephant asks a dinosaur: -Did Noah send you a friend request on facebook? -No ............. -That's bad..."
"Did ya hear Monica Lewinsky has figured out how to make a million dollars? She's gonna market her own line of cigar cutters"
"Cop: Have you been drinking sir? Me: Medium Double Quarter Pounder meal please. Cop: Step out of the vehicle. Me: Sprite."
"An Englishman walks into a bar. There's normally a Scotsman, Welshman and an Irishman too. But they're still at the Rugby World Cup."
"Dear K"", Thanks for being there for me when times get awkward. Sincerely, Got nothing to say."
"If Tom Brady joined Nickelback... They'd become 30 cents."
"What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia? A puppy."
"what did the serial killer spill to the victim i would tell you but id have to kill you"
"A car salesman says to me... ""Buy this car and pay no interest for a year!"" ""That's stupid"". I said, ""why the hell would I buy something that I'm not going to be interested in for an entire year?!"""