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Joke of the Day
"It's pretty racist that Denzel Washington keeps getting typecasted as black men."
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"Nothing solves all of life's biggest problems like a well-timed, awkward & overly complicated kick to the face. -The Karate Kid."
"I wondered what my parents did to kill boredom before the internet. I mean, I asked my 26 brothers and sisters and none of them had a clue."
"After getting picked on by a few lads at college, my mum offered to go down and sort it out. Now they can't bully me for never having a blowjob any more."
"A man in the car beside me had his arm out the window and I was admiring his sleeve tattoo until I realized it was only excessive arm hair"
"The electoral college needs to go away. The tuition rates are out of control."
"Boy dog: ""how do you like it bitch?"" Girl dog: ""ruff"""
"How do you give a redneck a circumcision? Kick his sister in the jaw"
"what is a painfully loud color? YELLOW!!"