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Joke of the Day

"They say all of this started because Eve ate an apple. Clearly, the book was altered. Everyone knows it had to be chocolate."

"3yr old: [whispering] I have a secret ""What it is, sweetie?"" 3: [shouting] I POOPED! ""Do you know what a secret is?"" 3: [whispering] no."

"A law student walks into a bar... He says, ""Shit I should've prepared for this."""

"Men are like department stores. Their clothes should always be half off."

"Why was the ghost late to the halloween party? He had to take a sheet."

"So a skeleton walks into a bar and says ""I'll have a beer and a mop"""

"Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission? Because she prefers to drive stick!"

"you really have to admire brits who voted to leave They were so worried about immigrants ruining their economy than they preempted it by doing it themselves."

"First Kiss BF finally Kissed Her GF GF: Wow i can't believe that a Kiss is so nice.. BF: Ofcourse I told you.. Is it Your First Kiss? (smiling) GF: Yes! since my EX Boyfriends wants sex right away"

"Laughing Hands I never knew hands could laugh cause mine are cracking up."