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Joke of the Day
"How do you identify a baboon? Easy, they stick out like a sore bum!"
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"3 Old Women and a Flasher Three old women are sitting on a park bench when a man comes by and flashes them. Two of them have a stroke, and the third one couldn't reach."
"A man enters his house and is absolutely delighted when he discovers that someone has stolen all the lamps"
"What did Obama say to his depressed painter? It's going to be all white."
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"/r/jokes http://i.imgur.com/i9mD9jZ.gifv I don't remember what that link is, used this cuz reddit says I need text here to post."
"So I thought about getting a Chinese hooker... But then I realized that I'd just be horny again in an hour"
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"What's the opposite of irony? Wrinkly."