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Joke of the Day

"/r/jokes http://i.imgur.com/i9mD9jZ.gifv I don't remember what that link is, used this cuz reddit says I need text here to post."

"I bought 10,000,000 dogecoin yesterday. It turns out jokes are pretty profitable."

"Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt? Because his career was in ruins"

"There was a young barmaid... There was a young barmaid from Sail, On her breasts were the prices of ale, And on her behind For the sake of the blind; Was the same information in braille."

"I only complimented coz of no shave november Not sure why she got mad!"

"Why do so many Latinos drive Hondas? Because they're reliable, quality made cars."

"What do you call someone who likes speed? Racist."

"I'm having a meeting tomorrow at 5 for people that have trouble ejaculating. If you can't come, just let me know."

"What did one lesbian pirate say to the other? Scissor me timbers. ^^im^fucking^sorry"

"This Is A Dirty Joke A white horse fell in the mud"