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Joke of the Day

"Usain Bolt is like a Police Officer He starts off following black men, then catches up and beats them."

"Do old men wear boxers or briefs? Depends."

"Doctor Doctor Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas. Now I think I'm turning into an orange! Have you tried playing squash?"

"Jobs I'd be shit at: -brain surgeon -rocket scientist -ventriloquist -goat herder -sober person thingy"

"Han: Leave us alone, you fat slug! Jabba: *speaks Huttese* C-3PO: The mighty Jabbs says your words are hurtful. He has a thyroid problem."

"I like my coffee like I like my ""I like my coffee"" jokes Not made by me."

"Why didn't the clam share his ipod? He was shellfish."

"So a baby and I head into a bar, smashed... Wait, I think I'm telling this one wrong... I smashed a bar into a baby's head. There it was."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly, glass ceilings don't have lightbulbs!"

"Thinking about wearing Uggs this summer? Just remember that blonde girl in the movie 'Taken'. She wore Uggs during the summer and died."