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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Allegra ! Allegra who ? Allegra is broken !"

"I once shook hands with Michael J Fox He seemed pretty offended, but in my defense, the room was cold."

"Why do burgers run the gauntlet? To test their meattle!"

"I have half a mind to get another lobotomy."

"For fun I like to text all the men in my phone, ""she has your eyes, can't wait for you to meet her"" and then I sit back and wait."

"[In Court] Does the Defense have any last words? *defense rises* DE-FENSE *Judge holds up picket fence* DE-FENSE *Jury starts The Wave*"

"Did you hear about that guy that broke his left arm and left leg? I heard he's all right now."

"Obama said our ship has come in. We're just now realizing it was hardship."

"Did you hear about the 2 guys that stole a calendar? They each got 6 months."

"How do you know Sia is Scottish? Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out"