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Joke of the Day
"For as long as I remember I've always had amnesia."
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"Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of boats? Because if they fell foward, they would still be on the boat."
"""So glad to meet you"" said the Hindu politely ? ""Charmed I'm sure "" replied the snake !"
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"How do you know if you're a necrophiliac? You get mourning wood."
"What does the window do when the sun shines on it? It gets Blinded I excuse myself out."
"Golden words by a wise man:""If you want to change the world, do it when you are a bachelor. After marriage, you can't even change a TV channel..."""
"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius? Porcupines have pricks on the outside"