228536
Joke of the Day
"What is Snoop Dogg's favorite weather? drizzle."
Next Joke
"I'm not saying I did terrible things last night, but Satan just woke up on my couch and won't make eye contact."
"When I'm in a bathroom stall, please don't yell ""Oh my God oh my God there's a guy in here!"" Respect my privacy."
"Did you hear about that guy who was crushed by his Honda? Police say he died of his own Accord."
"What's the leading cause of violence in America? Volkswagen Beetles."
"Why hasn't bigfoot ever gone to prison? Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors."
"A joke my girlfriend came up with today... ""Can you let me out the basement for 5 minutes?"""
"Fellow Black Friday shopper: I'm so excited! What are you trying to buy? Me: oh I can't afford anything, I'm hoping to be trampled to death"
"If clinical depression was a sound, it would be two people trying to talk at the same time during a conference call."
"Why did the billionaire keep winning at Poker? He played his Trump card."