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Joke of the Day
"What part of a vegetable can't you eat? The wheelchair."
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"On average, a person has sex 86 times a year. Apparently, this is going to be one hell of a week."
"Twitter is all fun and games until you get that text asking what that tweet was about."
"Question: If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him is he still wrong?"
"I like my women like I like my whiskey... 12 years old and mixed up with coke."
"Why is Italy shaped like a boot? Because you can't fit that much sh*t in a shoe"
"I see you have some graph paper. You must be plotting something."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly, feminists don't change anything."
"What is Fonzi's favorite letter of the alphabet? ""F"", for Fonzi. Duh."
"Why did Adele cross the road? To get to the other side!!!!!! Like the song, ""hello from the other side"""