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Joke of the Day
"I bet gay people really hate it when their GPS tells them to ""Continue Straight."""
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"What's a good comeback for a women when she's asked to get her husband a sandwich? She better come back with a goddamn sandwich!"
"I just read a list of ""100 things to do before you die."" I'm surprised ""yell for help"" didn't make the list."
"What do you get when a superhero has to use the restroom? A comic relief."
"What's the longest word in the English language? Smiles. There's a mile between the s's."
"Diet tip: your pants will never get too tight if you don't wear any."
"What is the difference between a human and a potato? Time"
"What do you call a dog with no legs? Why call him? He ain't coming!"
"A mother moth was telling her baby moth off saying ""If you don't eat all your cotton you won't get any satin."""
"A man is flying on a plane Lady Flight attendant: hello, would you like some headphones? Man: yeah I would, but how did you know my name was phones?"