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Joke of the Day

"What is green and slimy and smells like bacon? Kermit the frog's finger..."

"Out of all Katherine Heigl films, I enjoyed the one where she starts with being a prude but ends up having fun with a guy and falls in love."

"The ""am I racist"" test First answer that comes to your mind - Whose penis is bigger, Will Smith or Yao Ming?"

"What is the worst part about being socially anxious and trying to tell a joke to a group of people? You'll probably punch up the fuck line."

"Why is the Old Testament down on gays? Because the Phyllistines were always making war on the Israelites."

"What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson? ""Etude, Brute?"""

"I can't find a single Ekans here in Ireland with Pokemon Go. Thanks, St Patrick"

"I was pooping in a bathroom with no windows when the there was a power outage. When I had to wipe my butt I couldn't see shit."

"Every year I work my ass off to get the kids what they want for Christmas but then That fat bearded bastard gets all the credit. Mind you, It's my fault I married her."

"What is a Jewish person's favorite job? A lox-smith"