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"What is green and slimy and smells like bacon? Kermit the frog's finger..."
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"Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?? Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat."
"I'm surprised the back of soy milk cartons don't have missing hipster children."
"Irish joke An Irish man walks out of a bar."
"We decided to go out for bbq tonight. As it turns out, I'm too immature to discuss how to smoke your meat with strangers."
"What do you call someone that goes down on both genders? Bilingual."
"Enter password: ""ScoobyDoo"" sorry password must contain a special character ScoobydooFeaturingBatman"
"Saw Interstellar over the weekend & was totally glued to my seat. The movie was OK but the getting-glued-to-my-seat thing ruined it for me."
"Anidiot Clicks Hah, you just clicked, ""An idiot clicks"""
"What's green and flies over Poland? Snotzis."