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Joke of the Day
"I can't find a single Ekans here in Ireland with Pokemon Go. Thanks, St Patrick"
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"What is quivering at the bottom of the ocean? A nervous wreck."
"<---- Wonders if aliens just call their ride a FO instead of UFO."
"Home early. Wife : ""Why are u home so early?"" Hubby : ""My boss said go to hell!"""
"What's going on under there? Nobody has to know but you. - Poncho salesman"
"My girlfriend is like a lawnmower... Everyone is asking to borrow her."
"What do you call a black man that summons the dead? A Nergomancer"
"Scientists have created a cotton plant resistant to boll weevils. When asked about it, they replied, ""It's unbollweevible."""
"Hey baby, do you like tan lines? Because I fell asleep with a badminton racquet on my face again and"
"Dear yellow traffic light, Challenge accepted. Sincerely, a driver ready to get home"