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Joke of the Day
"What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson? ""Etude, Brute?"""
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"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it goes to the toilet? Because the P is silent."
"The CEO of Nutella has died. A memorial dinner will be served straight from the jar, over the sink at midnight."
"I'm Dyslexic, Agnostic, and an Insomniac. I lay awake all night wondering if there really is a Dog."
"What do men and hardwood flooring have in common? Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!"
"Where are you going? ""Ice fishing"" You know you can just buy ice at the store right? ""No I mean th..."" Or just freeze some water even..."
"You can't run thru a camp ground But you can ran through a camp ground because it's past tentse"
"Thanks for never punching me in the face, most people."
"How do you seize the means of production? By overthrowing the bourgeoisie "
"What's a good example that oil is a bad lubricant? Middle East"